4/19/2023 0 Comments Packer the office![]() ![]() ĭwight: I have been sitting here for ten years, Michael. Michael: So you wouldn't mind permanently relocating, so that Packer can take this desk here. And we can't just sit around and wait for Creed to die.ĭwight: Well there's a lot of seats in the annex. We have been thinking about where Packer should sit. But I do wanna talk to you about something. Michael: And I don't have anything for you. You know, I cleaned our daughter for like, an hour at four a.m. And I don't wanna say the other one was old, but its I.P. Pam: I got Erin a new computer, because the one at reception sucked. Oh my God, where did this come from?! Who did this?! Gabe fell in the shower.Įrin: Yeah, it took the fire department forever to get there. Kevin: I have very little patience for stupidity.Įrin: Sorry we're late. Kevin: What don't you understand about the word approved? It seems some of you don't know what the word approved means. Holly: Yes I did, I think Todd's gonna make a great addition to the staff. He is turning in his cоndоm, for a cоndоm! Although he's probably going to have to use cоndоm from here on out.ĭwight: Holly, you approved this? Michael: You did! You got burned, because Packer's back! Packer is turning in his car for a desk. Todd: It's great to be among friends, but until then, you suckers will do! And I would like to invite you to welcome him with open arms. In all seriousness, Todd Packer, is a permanent salesman at this branch. Just kidding he wouldn't be interested in any of you. Michael: Yes! The Pack is back! Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have done it with him. Holly: Michael loves you, and your sales speak for themselves. Michael: And it also helps if you've had five shots. Just so you know, he's at his funniest when you've given him five shots. Michael: Oh, Michael! This'll be just us. I thought we were meeting Holly today, not Jennifer Aniston! ![]() And ohh, look who's here to sign off on it! My boo, Holly. ![]() Michael: It was the best of times, it was the awesomest of times. Todd: All right, truth is I gotta couple love bumps on my ding-dong so, game-over! Michael: Still not seeing the problem here. I realized I had shirts in five different women's houses. Todd: I really though I was becoming too much of a womanizer. Jim: Four hundred and ninety-FIVE months. Jim: Four hundred and ninety-four months? Jim: Okay now really think hard about this one: One year.ĭwight: I can see that as a very real possibility. Kevin will be eaten! Pam will be taken slave! Jim will be made a warlord's gesture. Jim: Because of the sign, that says no pounding no begging.ĭwight: No. You pound, you beg, Dwight! Please let me in! But I ignore your cries and do not let you in. A ravenous pack of dogs surrounds you as the flame at the end of your stick dies out. Okay picture this: Snowy ash drizzles from the sky. Kevin: I've got some cheese you might like too. Meredith: You know, I think I have some type of cheese in the back of my fridge you might like. Kevin: You're eating eight year old tomatoes?ĭwight: They're still good for another week. So I must eat and replace everything that's about to expire. Dwight: I have the best survival stock shelter in north eastern Pennsylvania. ![]()
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